Raw Deal

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September 30, 2026

Meltdown

October 29, 2026

Raw Deal was grown from Beneath, Bubblicious, and The Deep


T he AI revolution has escalated into a high-velocity descent where tech titans frantically crack open every source of capital to feed an insatiable, multi-billion-dollar compute infrastructure.

The techlash over strained grids, soaring electric bills, and deafening server farms has exploded into a full-blown midterm crisis.

Scrambling to quiet the revolt, titans are dangling desperate bribes, including Elon Musk offering a share of SpaceX to every American child, while Anthropic rushes to pledge 5% of its equity to a Public Benefit Fund.

It’s an intoxicating spectacle of concentrated greed, but as the foundation wobbles, everyone knows the truth: heavy, fragile yolks can’t ride on hot air forever, and once those delicate membranes burst, the public gets stuck scraping up the slimy mess.



 

 

 

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